Joke Of the Day
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Joke Of the Day
A beer company was hiring a
taster, someone to taste the beers
before selling out. So they placed
adverts and one afternoon, a dirty,
rough looking man walked into
the manager's office asking to be
employed. The manager tried to
figure out how he could drive this
man away but couldn't come up
with an idea, so he decided to give
the man a trial. He ordered his
secretary to give the man a glass of
wine. He took a sip and said, "It's
red wine, a muscat, three years
old, grown on a north slope,
matured in steel containers."
"That's correct!" The manager
exclaimed, "Well give him another
one lets see." So he was given. He
took a sip again and said, "It's red
wine, cabernet, eight years old,
southwestern slope, oak barrels."
"Incredible!" said the manager.
Now the manager went closer to
the secretary and whispered to
her saying, "Go get some of your
urine in a cup let's see if he will
get that." So the man was given the
cup of urine. He took a sip, turned
to the manager and said, "Female
urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks
pregnant and if I'm not given this
job, sir, I will tell your wife who is
responsible for the pregnancy!"
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